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Got Iodine?

05 Apr


A post compacted into digestable bumper-sticker bites.

The Milk is radioactive. Blame the land-tuna and bio-accumulation. Pregnant ladies are canaries. The panicked dairymen say don’t fear; bananas have been killing you for years. The Governor says a pint is as hazardous as flying to New York City. Ask the flight crew about their cancer. Soy ruins coffee; black is bitter. Stock like a Mormon.

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