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		<title>Old Dudes Wear New Balance</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 20:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these modern times it’s as important to be well-viewed as well-read. There are 46 films on This List I’ve seen and recall well enough to rank and comment on. Interesting as it contains no definite clunkers, and ignores several genres and acclaimed directors. 1 8 Blade Runner Gorgeous Sci-Noir cinematography. 2 64 The Graduate [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=415&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>A Duck Apology</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jun 2011 02:56:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m sorry. This morning I saw a beautiful mallard waiting on the corner by a bus stop. I didn’t digitally document and upload his existence for eternity. I denied comics the opportunity to misspell his thoughts in a meme. I deprived future generations of philosophers and ornithologists from the answer to his motivation, because the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=410&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Got Iodine?</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/04/05/got-iodine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 01:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A post compacted into digestable bumper-sticker bites. The Milk is radioactive. Blame the land-tuna and bio-accumulation. Pregnant ladies are canaries. The panicked dairymen say don’t fear; bananas have been killing you for years. The Governor says a pint is as hazardous as flying to New York City. Ask the flight crew about their cancer. Soy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=403&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>SNL: one bear at a time</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/03/07/snl-one-bear-at-a-time/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 20:27:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Saturday Night Live is a revolving ensemble cast of archetypes. Featured players are auditioned and scythed from the stand-up crop. The repertory players are always a glut of generic Jews, insider Canadians, bawdy women, a black and a lone bear. john belushi, jon lovits, chris farley, horatio sanz, bobby moynihan, kevin james Sorry Kevin James; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=380&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Beat of Just One Book</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Mar 2011 16:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first copy of On the Road was a tattered 25th anniversary edition. I took pocket-book literally. The faded sun setting into of my Levi’s was a clear sign of my offbeat intellectual aesthetic; in case anyone missed the Guevara T-shirt or goatee. Beat books have a high lift-rate and are usually locked up or [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=342&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stuff Grownups Know</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/02/28/stuff-grownups-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:58:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<title>Dead Square</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/02/22/beverage-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 16:05:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dead Square is a WebComic conceived bi-weekly in a transitive hutch office for the amusement of canines. denvercoder9<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=298&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Books without Borders</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/02/18/books-without-borders/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 18:25:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Borders Reorganization: Store Closings For generations, Borders stores have been beacons of enlightenment and education, where readers young and old explore their passions and find those special books that speak to them personally. However&#8230; I’ve had a Borders Gift Card in my wallet for years. I loiter with my 43 dollar ballance (sometimes I buy [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=257&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hide</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2011/02/01/hide/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 22:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I bought a pair of gloves at Lowe’s. Pigskin requires a bit of hand tooling so I spent a long time sorting and sub-sorting the bin of candidates by size, shade and stitch. I&#8217;m a victim of over-choice. They are a buttery caramel lined with polyester; innocent workers at the end of a shovel. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=241&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Stone Dulls Iron</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2010/12/07/stone-dulls-iron/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 18:14:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the office Christmas party approaches I am surprised to hear they will be serving whore-devours. I suggest gifts for the exchange should be whimsical and am sternly told that everyone needs to bring one. I tell them the stacked boxes are precarious and am told the values should not exceed 10 dollars each. I [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&amp;blog=1010532&amp;post=221&amp;subd=mrsalk&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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