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		<title>How to Shame</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2009/12/14/how-to-shame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Dec 2009 22:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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I hurted my coworker’s feelings.
It’s difficult to modify the behavior of adults.  Children aren’t too difficult; scolding, spanking and humiliation are used to teach children that brutality is often necessary to enforce expected conduct.  Unfortunately as adults we can’t always rely on physically overwhelming transgressors.  When adults fall short of our expectations [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=124&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Phones Killed Fiction</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/phones-killed-fiction/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 17:17:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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The telephone is killing fiction.  Phones have surpassed the state of accessory and become an Unavoidable Character.
I have been mind-drafting this post for awhile but was pushed to publish after watching The Happening.  In this modern sci-fic a catastrophic Event is spreading across the Eastern Seaboard.  Modern ubiquitous telecommunication ensures that the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=112&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cog Bias</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2009/05/15/cog-bias/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2009 23:29:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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I’ve been running a social experiment before party games.  I give everyone at the table a stack of post-its and slap one in the middle of the table with the numbers 2, 4, 6 written on it.  I explain that the numbers follow a rule, and they need to find out what the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=97&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Cello Memo</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/cellu-memo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 19:26:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cello Memo

I’m fairly certain the scrap of thought scribbled in the dark means Celluloid Memories.
 
I don’t videotape events anymore and I pawn the bulk of camera work.  I used to diligently save precarious moments for posterity.  I quit, because I wasn’t saving them for myself.  My memories of events I’ve actively recorded are only the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=59&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Hip Hop is our Vietnam</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2008/02/25/hip-hop-is-our-vietnam/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Feb 2008 15:48:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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It went down on St. Valentines’ Day. Where was the Love?
The Geoduck Nation gathered on the campus of The Evergreen State College to imbibe in the mellow grooves and provocative political beat dropping glory of Dead Prez. The gig was derailed from the tracks of an uplifting conclusion thanks to the Polizei. A student was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=53&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Winner&#8217;s Guide to Pole Position</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/winners-guide-to-pole-position/</link>
		<comments>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/winners-guide-to-pole-position/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:08:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[warning forever]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[namco]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2008/02/07/winners-guide-to-pole-position/</guid>
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		<title>How to Waterboard</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/19/waterboarding-for-sport/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:34:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I recently tried out the extreme sport of waterboarding.  I’ve always been an adrenaline junkie, and am an accomplished kite surfer and paraglider, so when some acquaintances picked me up for a weekend of waterboarding, I was stoked!
 I was a bit hesitant at first, as I didn’t have any gear.  But I was assured everything [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=42&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>My Famous Bus Stop</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/17/my-famous-bus-stop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 01:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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My Bus Stop is famous! It was recently featured in a local newspaper!

If you look past the civics lesson in the foreground, you will clearly see the Woolworth&#8217;s Building. My stop is right in front of it!Anarchist prepares to get the bicycle beat-down from Tacoma Police&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..

Dedicated environmentalists using experimental Green Transportation.

Bombed out hippies take a [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=32&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Santa Hates Liars</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/santa-hates-liars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 20:27:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/08/santa-hates-liars/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Magic Realm has worked with parents for centuries to ensure discipline. Elaborate systems of bribe and threat have been woven into a comprehensive canon of Processes and Procedures. Parents are still obligated to correct the most egregious behavior. Serious transgressions are punishable by spanking, as it is important to teach children the value of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=25&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball &amp; Apple Pie</title>
		<link>http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/baseball-apple-pie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 19:15:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mr. Salk</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://mrsalk.wordpress.com/2007/11/06/baseball-apple-pie/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was stationed on the border of Afghanistan during Operation Baseball and Apple Pie. My Righteous Brigade was charged with daily peacekeeping raids against the Cloven Hooved Blasphemists. One event in particular tattooed the glory of peacing upon my soul.
We were tearing through a rugged village in our Ark of Tailgating, seeking out infidels to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=mrsalk.wordpress.com&blog=1010532&post=23&subd=mrsalk&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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